Ik pa laikam sanāk saņemt kādu epastu, kas ir it kā no kāda paziņas, radinieka vai tml sūtīta pastkartīte. Viens no maniem kolēģiem iesaka atbildēt aptuveni šādi:

You’ve received a greeting card from Family member!
Reply: We don’t run any membership in our family!

You have received a postcard from a school friend.
Reply: I never went to school… who’s that?

You’ve received an ecard from colleague!
Reply: Wasn’t he fired 3 months ago?

You’ve received a greeting card from a neighbor.
Reply: Tell him that I’ll punch him in the face next time I’ll see him.

Happy Monday!